So, X-men Origins: Wolverine. Yeah I watched it. and all I have to say is that it's FUCKING GAY. I totally understand that Stan Lee is a prostitute to "variation". Yes, he does set up his own booth and for a movie contract he will let you fuck up everything that is Marvel. Don't believe me? How bout an Adamantium gun that shoots Adamantium bullets that apparently makes Wolverine get amnesia? What kind of bullshit is that?Other things that are totally wrong;
- How can Deadpool be fucking dead? I mean he's Deadpool AND Ryan Reynolds. How do you just KILL that? Seriously? Who in their right mind would do that?
- How did Agent Zero a motherfucking GERMAN. Suddenly turn into Daniel Henny? Not that I have anything against Daniel. I mean he's hottness personified. Still, Germany is nowhere near Korea.
- GAMBIT. How can you fuck up Gambit? How the HELL do you not give us a proper Gambit? His first time appearing on th big screen. Not only did you fuck up his eyes. He doesn't even have a proper Southern accent. and WHAT THE FUCK happened to is his French? You didn't even give the Thieves' Guild a single mention. WHY? HOW?
- No Wolverine does NOT get amnesia from two bullets to the brain.
- No Sabertooth and Wolverine did not go through various wars together!
- There was absolutely no woman other than Rose.
- Wolverine was NOT a lumberjack. He was a miner.
- Sabertooth's name is Dog Logan!
- Every single timeline of every single character has been fucked up HORRIBLY.
- That Cyclops and Professor X scene was just tremendously gay.
- How on earth did James get himself to Japan?
- Wolverine's real name.
Only watch it if you feel like having a good laugh over the total fuckery that is " X-men Origins: Wolverine".Stan Lee is a prostitute to Commercialism. I'm never watching another Marvel movie EVER. It's DC for me all the fucking way. Even if Marvel comes up with "better" story lines for their comics, DC keeps their integrity when it comes to film adaptation.
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